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Some alley cats are born with enough swagger and coolness to knock up every stray feline on the block. For this notorious cool cat, paw-therhood was becoming too big of a burden after getting with all of the local kitties. But despite being on the hook for child support checks for every female kitty within a 2-mile radius, this cat wanted the enduring love and affections of a real family. Lucky for this saucy stray, a kind couple took note to his plight, capturing him and fostering him into a new future… One with far fewer kittens, but a lot more love. 

Well, feline fam, just when you think you've seen it all, the internet surprises you with something new. We literally spend hours each day scouring the interwebz for the silliest, craziest, funniest, and most bizarre feline stories to share with you, but we have never seen something like this before. We've written many stories about cats ending relationships, or troublesome felines disliking their pawrent's partner, but we've never seen a boyfriend take such dramatic action over the matter itself. He literally took matters into his own hands.

His girlfriend's cat was marking his territory constantly all over his stuff. To be fair, it was an older, male cat, so these types do have the tendency to warm up slower to men. However, he lost three backpacks and a pair of shoes, so he decided that enough was enough. Fast forward to now, and the cat is in love with him. His girlfriend even complains that he now feels like "his cat". Scroll down to read the full story below!

Hooman's stories about how they met their fluffy soulmates are all unique and special. Every story is different from the other, whether it is by where they found the cute cat, what they did to help, and how the feisty feline reacted to the rescue. The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, but it also makes sure that every time a catto is distributed, it is different from the rest.

To be able to help an awwdorable cat right from your backyard is a great privilege, if you ask us. Sure, it might be special to be chosen by the CDS when you're out and about, but being so special that you get a purrsonal delivery right to your doorstep? Now, that is a story worth telling, that will stay in the family for generations. 

We still appreciate all the hard work that goes into rescuing a fluffy feline, even if you're doing it in your own backyard, which is why we love the story of the hooman down below.

Greetings, fellow cat lovers. Today we are here to celebrate the majestic voids of the feline world and the unexpected friendships that make our hearts melt. For those who do not know, a "void" is an affectionate nickname for black cats, known for their sleek coats, mysterious eyes, and stealthy presence. But behind those shadowy exteriors often lies a soft heart and a strong bond with a chosen best friend.

In this wholesome collection, proud cat parents are showing off the most endearing friendships their voids have formed. Some of these shadowy felines have bonded with dogs, kittens, and even humans they have claimed as their own. The love they share is undeniable. These snapshots of companionship are a reminder that our feline friends are full of surprises and capable of deep, loyal affection.

Stop pretending you're normal, we don't do that around here. And, honestly, you don't have to. We're like a big support group for crazy cat ladies around here, and we're 100% proud of that fact. We're not ashamed to admit and support our crazy cat lady-ness, because that's what makes the I Can Has Cheezburger community special - so why should we ever be ashamed of that? Unclear.

Now that you know you can be the crazy cat lady you've always wanted to be around us without fear of judgment, we need to talk. This is a serious matter. You don't have enough weird cat memes in your life, and we're going to fix that today. We gathered some cat memes that might appear as casual cat comedy for the untrained eye, but you and us, we both know they're some weird memes full of feline frenzy. Full of the cat crazy. So, what are you waiting for? Scroll down for your daily dose of weird cat memes, just as you need.

What would you do if you found a seriously smol kitten outside your workplace, feline fam? You would take them home, of course you would! You would rush to go buy some kitten formula, frantically watch some kitten tutorial videos on YouTube, and prepurr yourself to be a fresh feline pawrent. At least, that's what we would do. But, what we want isn't always what's best for the kitty…. and sometimes, we learn that the hard way. 

You see, before they reach a certain age, kittens aren't meant to be away from momma. They won't get socialized, the proper nutrition, and care they need to become healthy adults. So when this father realized he had to give up his teeny tiny baby to a foster mom, he did it, but he also made a promise. He promised to see her again and be her "momma". If that's not a green flag, we don't know what is! Scroll down to read the full story and see pictures of this beautiful baby below!

Kittens have meowgical powers. No one can resist their cuteness. That is what we have learned over our time writing for ICanHasCheezburger. They can make anyone do anything that they want. We've seen dads who hate cats fall in love with the family's new kitten, because they couldn't not. We have seen people who never wanted cats in their lives adopt a kitten because it didn't give them any choice in the matter. We have even seen cat owners adopt a kitten for their black cat who just lost her babies, and that kitten filled a hole in her heart purrfectly. 

So, it is no surprise that when these owners adopted an adorable ginger kitten for their senior dog, that dog, who was lonely and sad and tired all the time beforehand, suddenly found a new source of energy to use to play with it. No surprise at all, especially when the kitten is as cute as this ginger. We would not have been able to resist his cuteness either, doggo, so we really understand you.